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A late Christmas present from Mr. G just arrived: Heated typing gloves that plug into a USB port! What an excellent accessory for someone who writes and works an office job.


Mr. G ordered them from an Asian company. The gloves are described in exquisite Engrish on the website, madsdeal.com:

Description
Cold winter, the Office of the many white-collar workers all day long to reach out in the mouse, keyboard, swimming, so a lot of people's hands from the Health and frostbite. With this USB warming gloves accompanied me, whether it is playing files, programming, QQ chat, play games, are no longer a cold! Warm winter starts, as soon as possible to buy it. How can you like the distinctive miss this good opportunity to fashion itself! ! ! Buy a pair of fast this year, most of Xuan gift to himself and the most beloved person it!


Loves! It!

Comments

  1. Ha ha! Hilariously bad prose. But I want them.

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  2. My hands are so cold at the office...mostly because of the QQ calls...not so much chatting.

    Post the damn link, tease.

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  3. Go to madsdeal.com and search "gloves." There are all kinds, including hot pink ones!

    I didn't post a link because the pages kept going down or changing yesterday. But it's not shady... the customer service was great, though e-mails were written in equally adorable Engrish.

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  4. I wonder if they have socks, too...? That would be ace.

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  5. Justin said he found a Japanese company selling battery-powered socks, but it was all in Japanese with no good option for translating into English.

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