Tuesday, August 23, 2016

This Week Cut Like a Diamond

This week, I grieved the death of a friend I used to have, before he retreated from all but his closest loved ones to wrap his final years in privacy. Two of my oldest, dearest friends were with him through his final moments: one at his bedside and another, far away, his voice on her phone so that he could say goodbye.

My memories of him are big smiles, rainbows, and a sunset over Lake Michigan. It's too sappy to be true, but it is. Rest in love, kind soul.

This week, I had my back tooth crown redone and spent a few nights with insomnia headaches.

This week, I got covered in mud head to toe helping my pregnant neighbor with her landscaping while hearing about her cheeky husband's surprise visit to his mother and other relatives in Ghana. Who flies across the Atlantic to sneak up on their mom? A man who sings while he spreads mulch, that's who.

This week, I learned that tiny scraps of kindness are bigger than anything else in life. They are everything, everything, everything.

This week, I accepted an invitation to be the lead Sunday school teacher for a bunch of freethinking, freewheeling, cider-and-donuts-fueled kindergarten and first grade children for a whole year. BABYMETAL!

This week, I crawled up to 93,000 words and 165 written-out pages in The Grove of Thorismud.

This week, I registered for the 2017 Write on the Red Cedar Conference presented by the Capital City Writers Association. It will happen on my daughter's 6th birthday weekend, so I only signed up for one day out of two, forgoing the fabulous opportunity to work closely with Michael Hauge, Hollywood-famous storytelling guru (but I will attend his short second-day workshop, of course).

the ladies of my critique group, The Pigasus Pen, at last year's conference

This week, I have no regrets.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon and History's Walk of Shame

Some things never change, and some things really do. (Eyebrow styles, for example. I bet you I can date the production year of ANY historical film, show, or play based on the actresses' eyebrow shape, which is almost never historically accurate.) I am finding over and over again, as I research history, that when tastes change, historical representations for modern audiences tend to prudishly cover up those juicy, exciting, weird, and wild elements of our material heritage so as not to distract from the hypnotic illusion that people have always been much the same, from one era to the next, so that we can imagine drifting through time and experiencing life in many different centuries, in many different lovely costumes, but with our "natural" standards of beauty and our perfectly groomed eyebrows intact.

This is a dull and traitorous lie.

As I research history and how various fancy-pants people lived in the tenth and eleventh centuries, it is interesting to find those pieces of everyday life and observations that sound ageless and familiar. But they are so much more poignant when imagined as part of a world that is so unrecognizable to the modern eye that the people may as well be space aliens.

In the "Pillow Book" of Sei Shōnagon, which is more or less the private diary of a Heian period Japanese court lady, I find this timeless gem:

Everything that cries in the night is wonderful. With the exception of babies.

Indeeeed! Har har har. 

There are also beautiful lists of lovely things which modern readers find lovely to read a thousand years later.

Elegant Things:

A white coat worn over a violet waistcoat.
Duck eggs.
Shaved ice mixed with liana syrup and put in a new silver bowl.
A rosary of rock crystal.
Wisteria blossoms. Plum blossoms covered in snow.
A pretty child eating strawberries.

Lady Shōnagon's accounts of her affectionate relationship with her Empress Teishi almost give off the floral scent of love letters.

Once when I had gone to Kiyomizu Temple for a retreat and was listening with deep emotion to the loud cry of the cicadas, a special messenger brought me a note from Her Majesty written on a sheet of red-tinted Chinese paper:

Count each echo of the temple bell
As it tolls the vespers by the mountain’s side.
Then you will know how many times
My heart is beating out its love for you.

‘What a long stay you are making!’ she added. ‘Surely you realize how much I miss you.’

Since I had forgotten to bring along any suitable paper, I wrote my reply on a purple lotus petal.

And the ways in which she extends the sensual beauty of a lovers' tryst until the morning after:

Picture her lying there, on a fresh new mat
placed near the outer edge of the gleaming wooden aisle-room floor, the low standing curtain pushed to the back of the room in a quite unseemly way.
It should normally be placed at the outer edge, but perhaps she’s concerned about being seen from within. Her lover must have already left. She is lying asleep, a robe drawn up over her head
– it is pale greyish-violet with deep violet inner lining, the outer surface a little faded, or perhaps it is a stiffish robe of rich gleaming damask. Beneath this, she is wearing a clove-tan or yellow gossamer-silk shift, and the long strings of her unlined scarlet skirted trousers trailing undone from below the hem of her clothing tell us that she must have fallen asleep with trousers still untied after her lover departed. The soft luxury of hair that lies piled in waves beside her speaks of its wonderful length.

I do wish men, when they're taking their leave from a lady at dawn, wouldn't insist on adjusting their clothes to a nicety, or fussily tying their lacquered cap securely into place. After all, who would laugh at a man or criticize him if they happened to catch sight of him on his way home from an assignation in fearful disarray, with his cloak or hunting costume all awry?

Oh, how I wish historical re-enactments shared that yearning to let the reality of the past linger for all to see! I find the contrast of obsolete beauty standards and fashion trends with modern life to be fascinating, exciting, and downright heavy metal at times.

*sign of the horns!*

I'm saddened that so much is constantly scrubbed from our fictionalized windows into the past, to make everyone seem prettier and daintier to our current sensibilities. For example, remember the Wolf Hall miniseries on PBS? So much care was taken by the set designers and costumers to recreate a historically accurate portrait of the times... except when it came to the codpieces. Apparently the real ones of the time were so large and outrageous that the producers feared they would distract from the drama of the film. I'm not sure I agree. I think that if the show had been populated by men wearing giant dongs like fanny packs, I might have watched more than half an episode.

I guess I'm just so much more mature and sophisticated than the average PBS viewer.

*pinkie finger up!*

And the elegant Lady Shōnagon and her beloved empress and court ladies? Fashionable and haughty
Lady Shōnagon who, in her private diary, mercilessly mocked the lower classes and those with inferior tastes in hairstyles and dress? What did a high maintenance woman of the Heian royal palace look like? Can you imagine? 

Well, probably, she would have had a mouth full of fashionably blackened teeth to contrast with her white makeup. This dental trend lasted for many, many centuries through and beyond medieval times in Japan, and it was such a traditional and expected look for women that an empress in the late 19th century made a huge splash by appearing in public with white teeth.

To this day, there are places in Asia where tooth blackening continues.

So. Metal.

And what does this have to do with me and my book? 

I guess you will have to read it and find out during the interracial lesbian hot tub scene. 

Just kidding!


I'm in 160 pages deep. The leaves are changing color here and in imaginary Vepres--Oh, foreshadowing! The leaves will soon fall, the skies will open through the bare branches, and buried secrets will come to light. 

That is, if I can get this draft done. Kindergarten starts in TWO WEEKS. Merciful bureaucracies!

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Holy Subplots, Batman!

I'm 155 pages into The Grove. Oh, and by the way, that's using Book Antiqua 11 point font, just for sharts and gargles. I'll change it to trusty old Times New Roman 12 point and read and revise it that way before submission. I find that changing the font gives me fresher eyes on the text for proofreading.

This week, while managing mischief for three generations of Miernik ladies, I've also rolled out of bed before the others each morning to rewrite my outline for the rest of the book, slimming down its subplots and tangents considerably. I am a flagrant overwriter, and I've built a world that is teeming with magical flora and fauna and all kinds of people with all kinds of talk-show-level drama. Now that I can imagine two (of my top tier pick) agents hanging over my shoulders like the ghosty personifications of conscience in old-timey cartoons, waiting for this manuscript, I am magically able to wield my editing scimitar to forge a trail that balances scenic ambience with efficiency in getting us to The End on time.

Meanwhile, my daytime muses are the cutest!

playing "Drag Show" in Old Town... Nonna loves to shop at drag boutiques
just before Nux started dancing in the street at the Jazz Festival; it was an ice cream for dinner kinda day
chillin' at the library with Sam and Rosemary, who follow Nux around town as ghosts after we leave
some kinda triple source fanfic insanity at the bookstore

Annnnnnd we just spent a few days body surfing in Petoskey and visiting family in the Up Northiest portion of the lower peninsula of Michigan.

Nux and her "twin cousin," born two hours apart, on a lucky birthday shared with two other cousins

The rustic cabin had Direct TV, and we have confirmed that Nux has outgrown My Little Pony in favor of the more mature humor of Teen Titans. My baby is growing up!

Now to get the lakeweed and sand scrubbed out of her hair. Ah, there is nothing like the utter non-relaxation of a multi-generational family vacation!

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